my i hate clowns rant that started it all back in 1996

ihateclowns.com is the official website for people who are afraid of, or just plain hate, creepy, evil clowns. Started in 1996, The No Clown Zone website has been scanning the internet for clown activity and reporting on the true evil nature of these grease painted freaks.

the no clown zone mission statement

anti-clown scannerFor over 12 years now, I have been scanning the internet for clown activity. It’s a frightening task, but someone’s gotta do it. This site is a lighthearted look at this serious subject.

My message is simple:

There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people. I am not clownophobic (or to be politically /scientifically correct, coulrophobic). I do not fear clowns. Really. I don’t. They are just not nice people. They scare little kids, they cause neurosis in some adults, they have big floppy feet, they try to fit too many of their kind in a car, I could go on and on.

People around the world have shared their stories and experiences with clowns. I invite you to read them while you’re here. You may also want to check out my personal wishes for clowns. 1000′s of people worldwide use ihateclowns.com as their email service, I hope you’ll join them.

Taken from Brewers Dictionary of Phrase and Fable:

“THE CLOWN OF CIRCUS AND PANTOMIME, IN HIS BAGGY COSTUME, WHITENED FACE, GROTESQUE RED LIPS, AND ODD LITTLE TUFT OF HAIR, IS PROBABLY A RELIC OF THE DEVIL AS HE APPEARED IN MEDIEVAL MIRACLE PLAYS.

Whatever your feelings are about clowns, feel free to express them in the anti-clowns online discussion forums.

After you’ve read the stories and played the games, buy a t-shirt or a sticker, mug, or a mousepad from the no clown zone. It’ll make you feel better.

Get your anti-clown web based email address (yourname@ihateclowns.con).

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