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Make ihateclowns.com your internet start page.
The official website for those who hate mimes.
StickerGiant has a ton of cool stickers for sale. 
Virtually slap an annoying mime.
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For over 9 years now, I have been scanning the internet for clown activity. It's a frightening task, but someone's gotta do it. This site is a lighthearted look at this serious subject.
My message is simple:
There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don't like these people. I am not clownophobic (or to be politically /scientifically correct, coulrophobic). I do not fear clowns. Really. I don't. They are just not nice people. They scare little kids, they cause neurosis in some adults, they have big floppy feet, they try to fit too many of their kind in a car, I could go on and on.
People around the world have shared their stories and experiences
with clowns. I invite you to read
them while you're here. You may also want to check out my
personal wishes for clowns. 1000's of people worldwide use
ihateclowns.com as their email service, I hope you'll join them.
Taken from Brewers Dictionary of Phrase and Fable:
"THE CLOWN OF CIRCUS AND PANTOMIME, IN HIS BAGGY COSTUME, WHITENED FACE, GROTESQUE RED LIPS, AND ODD LITTLE TUFT OF HAIR, IS PROBABLY A RELIC OF THE DEVIL AS HE APPEARED IN MEDIEVAL MIRACLE PLAYS."
Whatever your feelings are about clowns, feel free to express them in the alt.noclowns online discussion forums. You can also leave a short message on our GuestMap by clicking here.
After you've read the stories and played the games, buy
a t-shirt or a sticker,
mug,
or a mousepad
from the no clown zone. It'll make you feel better.
Get
your anti-clown web based email address  (yourname@ihateclowns.com
or clownophobia.com or clownssuck.com) for only $4.95 per year.
Like this site? Link
to us, join our affiliate
program, or make
us your start page! Then refer
this site to your friends
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