“If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?”
- My answer is simple. Forget all those answers about world peace and solving the world hunger problem. If I got my three wishes, the world would be a better place (it definitely would be more peaceful without all that honking of those silly horns and without all their horseplay)!
WISH 1: If the word
clown is used on a homepage or website, I wish that it was some kind of Internet-Law that it had to be crossed out –just to symbolize how annoying can be.
WISH 2: I wish that all had to go down to DMV at the same time to register their silly
clown cars (that would be a good start to the world hunger problems–if they’re stuck in line at DMV then they can’t eat up all of our food)!
WISH 3:I wish that I could form an alliance of rational people to join me in my irrational hatred of these “merry-makers”.