We found that clowns are universally disliked by children. Some found them quite frightening and unknowable
--Penny Curtis - senior researcher at the University of Sheffield

Customer Photos and Modeling Information

We love to show off the many customers around the world wearing our ihateclowns products! Check out the photo gallery below to see a few of our proud customers

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Here Christie shows off her supercool chalkline clown "i hate clowns" t-shirt (one of my favorite designs)!


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This cute baby can't sleep. Why? Because she's afraid the clowns will eat her of course. She's happy to let you know that she doesn't want a clown at her first (or second or third or fourth) birthday party. Wearing a cool kids item from our CafePress store.


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Jen is sporting one of our original designs that can only be found here at ihateclowns.com. The cool MOJO style Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat me t-shirt. Get yours!


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Dani is wearing the professionally embroidered ihateclowns beanie shown here. A perfect topper for those cool winter nights.


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Check out Tia in the white ihateclowns.com anniversary logo baby doll tee.


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Do you hate mimes? Char models this cool, black ihatemimes t-shirt. A perfect gift for all the people annoyed by mimes.


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This little girl is a bit concerned about the entertainment for her future birthday parties. No clowns please.


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Teresa models a shirt that sums it up in one simple sentence, written in the slang of yesteryear: Clowns are Mofos. This is old school funny :)


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Ryan ponders some of the deeper meanings of life, like why there are no nice clowns, only clowns with agendas (a phrase that came straight from our anti-clown forums!)


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Ryan ponders some of the deeper meanings of life, like why there are no nice clowns, only clowns with agendas (a phrase that came straight from our anti-clown forums!)


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If you look closely, you can see that Brannon is drinking a tall can of IHC juice. IHC Juice is not available in stores, but the cool chalk line clown shirt he's wearing is.


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On May 4th, 2005, this t-shirt graced the front cover of the Wall Street Journal. Now it can grace your wardrobe with just a few clickety clicks of the mouse.


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Jen is styling in this Clowntrix Matrix Parody hoodie that glows in the dark! You can get yours here.


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AI can't sleep because the clowns will most definitely eat him. It says so right on his shirt. What does your shirt say?


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Char models the can't sleep, clowns will eat me baby doll t-shirt available here.


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Louis is On the Waterfront wearing the chalkline clown tee. Even Johnny Friendly wouldn't mess with a guy wearing this cool shirt.


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Dani officially entered the Clowntrix when she modeled this cool girly raglan basebally jersey.


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Dani officially entered the Clowntrix when she modeled this cool girly raglan basebally jersey (back shown here).


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Although Tia looks relaxed, she's really lamenting the fact that she can't sleep because the clowns will surely eat her. A great t-shirt available here.


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Dani shows you can hate clowns and still look good in this black i hate clowns baby doll tee.


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Char stays pretty in pink wearing this can't sleep, clowns will eat me spaghetti strap tee featured in our Spreadshirt store.


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Char models this khaki cap sleeve ladies style t-shirt quite nicely, don't you think?


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Ryan seems very content in this picture as he shows off his cool cscwem t-shirt.


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