Privacy Policy

We want to make sure you are comfortable making any purchase from our site. Privacy is an important issue for all consumers, so we make our policies very simple:

We know that you value your privacy. We hate spam as much as you do -- almost as much as we hate clowns! That is why we will never peddle your private data to anyone. Ever.

We do not sell, rent, trade, lease, sublet, give, barter, swap, share, vend, bestow, confer, donate, furnish, bargain, auction, let, furnish, grant, impart, or provide any of your personal data with anyone else. Period. We will never betray your trust.

All personal information you submit to us (when placing an order) is encrypted using industry-standard SSL encryption. It is impossible for third parties to intercept this information during transit.

We use 'cookies' only for the functionality of our shopping cart software and for internal tracking purposes. If you have any questions or concerns about ordering online, please feel free to contact us.