Shipping and Sizing Help

ihateclowns.com is owned and operated by our parent company, CIRCLE R. CIRCLE R is what will show on your statement when you make an online purchase from ihateclowns.com

Our goal is to make the online shopping experience as easy as possible. Our shipping information, sizing information, returns policy and privacy policy are clearly posted on our site so there are no unpleasant surprises. If you have any questions or concerns which are not addressed here, please contact us.

SHIPPING INFORMATION

All items are in stock and will generally ship within 72 hours of your order (excluding weekends and holidays).

We ship all orders via USPS Priority Mail (2-3 days transit time anywhere in the United States).

All US orders have a flat rate of shipping of just $4.95 or you can get free shipping if your order total is $35 or more. Use coupon code SHIPFREE to get free shipping if your order subtotal is $35 or more. Buy more and save!

We offer flat rate expidited shipping via USPS Express Mail which is a 1-2 day transit time within the United States. The cost for Express Mail delivery is $20

International orders are welcome and ship via USPS Global Priority Mail which has a transit time of 4-7 business days and is a flat rate of $12 per order.

Our shipping charges do not include additional duties, taxes or brokerage fees that may be required by your country at the time of delivery.

If you are ordering just stickers and/or only coffee mugs, the shipping is FREE.

Product Sizing Information

We want you to be confident in your choice when you order from our online store. To help you choose the right size, we have provided the sizing for each product listed on directly on the product information page for each item we carry.

This will help you figure out the exact sizing you need before you order so you won't have to worry about if a t-shirt "runs big" or "runs small". Since the "normal size" is so subjective, we've included exact measurements to help you select the right size.

Width is the front chest measurement of the garment.

Length is the front measurement from the collar to the bottom seam.

Our shirts are perfect for guys and gals. Currently our product models are mostly female, however, we are always looking for new folks to display our products. If you would like your picture on the site wearing our products, please contact us here.

QUALITY GUARANTEED - RETURN POLICY

All of our products are professionally printed on only the highest quality garments. We only use 100% cotton, heavyweight t-shirts. Our stickers are printed on high quality vinyl sticker material and UV protected for long lasting indoor and outdoor use.

We guarantee that your products will be free from defects at the time of delivery. If you receive your item and you are unhappy with it, please contact us within 30 days for an exchange or refund. If you receive the wrong size, we will exchange it for you.

Send Us a Picture - Get Free Stuff

Already own some of our cool stuff? Send us a picture of you that we can use on our website and we'll send you a free gift! Check out our customer gallery to see who's wearing i hate clowns® t-shirts!