MY
WISHES
or
(THE ANTI-CLOWN RANT OF RODNEY BLACKWELL)
You
know how people ask: "If you had three wishes,
what would you wish for?"
My answer is
simple. Forget all those answers about world peace and solving
the world hunger problem. If I got my three wishes, the world
would be a better place (it definitely would be more peaceful
without all that honking of those silly horns and without
all their horseplay)!
WISH 1:
If the word is used
on a homepage or website, I wish that it was some kind of
Internet-Law that it had to blink--just to symbolize how
annoying
can be.
WISH 2:
I wish that all had to go down
to DMV at the same time to register their silly clown cars
(that would be a good start to the world hunger problems--if
they're stuck in line at DMV then they can't eat up all
of our food)!
WISH 3:
I wish that I could form an alliance (or
network) of rational people to join me in my irrational
hatred of these "merry-makers".
