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my wishes


You know how people ask:
"If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?"
    My answer is simple. Forget all those answers about world peace and solving the world hunger problem. If I got my three wishes, the world would be a better place (it definitely would be more peaceful without all that honking of those silly horns and without all their horseplay)! 

    WISH 1: If the word clown is used on a homepage or website, I wish that it was some kind of Internet-Law that it had to be crossed out --just to symbolize how annoying clowns can be.  

    WISH 2: I wish that all clowns had to go down to DMV at the same time to register their silly clown cars (that would be a good start to the world hunger problems--if they're stuck in line at DMV then they can't eat up all of our food)! 

    WISH 3: I wish that I could form an alliance of rational people to join me in my irrational hatred of these "merry-makers".



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