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ihateclowns.com is packed with great things to do! Be sure to check out the following areas of the site while you're here:

You can play cool games like "Clown Space Invaders", "Clown Pong", "Splat the Clowns", "Punch the Clown" or just take out your anti-clown anxiety by slapping a clown or mime (this is very addictive).

Become a part of the anti-clown community by joining the discussion in our coulrophobia forums. Once you're there, you can post your own clown experience in the Clown Stories section. Do you really hate clowns? Tell the world by signing up for a web based and POP3 no-clowns email address@ihateclowns.com, coulrophobia.com, clownophobia.com, clownssuck.com and more! The email service is now only $24.95 per year and you can check it any where in the world via the web, or even from your Outlook Express or Eudora type email program. Bookmark our news page to keep up to date with all the latest happenings at ihateclowns.com.

What would The No Clown Zone be without its selection of high quality, professionally screen printed, funny t-shirts? From our original No Clown Zone logo tee, to our most recent t-shirts including: Clowns Are Mofos, Chalk Line Clown, Clowns are Humor Challenged, Clowns Suck Street Sign, and our Baby Doll T-Shirts for the ladies, we are sure to have you covered with the latest in anti-clown apparel. One of our best selling designs is our "i hate clowns" text logo t-shirt. Only available here, this will be sure to let the world know your true feelings about clowns. We also have a selection of anti-clown accessories including bumper stickers, messenger bags, and visors in our online store. Join our affiliate program and you can earn money by linking to our store.

With the help of cafepress's production and fulfillment services, we have opened a new No Clown superstore with items featuring the cool phrase "Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me", Coulrophobia, "i hate mimes" and more. This new cafepress powered store is separate from our ihateclowns.com shopping cart, so for the time being you will need to shop in both places separately to load up on the cool stuff. The new cafepress store has great items like coffee mugs, clocks, mousepads, messenger bags, baseball jerseys, polo shirts, hoodies, hats, and great license plate frames for your car!

A lot of people ask me, "why do you hate clowns?". You can read my original story here and see how this website got its start way back in 1996. The original content of the website was my short, short story, my list of reasons why you should hate clowns too, and stories sent in by the very first visitors to the site. Over the years, I've found that some people actually like to be scared, so I've collected various creepy clown pictures for you to vote on and see which are scary and which are not. I'm quite proud of the awards, recognition, and media mentions this site has received. Where did you hear about ihateclowns.com?

Do you love free stuff? We all do! That's why I've added free anti-clown screen savers, an official free newsletter for the no clown zone, and now you can even sign up for your own free homepage at yourname.ihateclowns.com. We will occasionally be running contests and giveaways on ihateclowns.com...so bookmark our contest page to see when you can enter to win!

If you ever need to contact me about the site, feel free to use the feedback page. If you need help with the email service, you can get support information on this page. Problems with your free homepage, contact Community Architect Free Homepage support and they will be able to help you work it out. If you're ready to venture out past The No Clown Zone, I've got some cool links that I think you'll like. I hope you'll consider bookmarking, linking to, or making ihateclowns.com your start page before you go :-) If you join our affiliate program you can even get paid to link to us! No need to worry about your privacy while on ihateclowns.com, we don't share your personal information with anyone!