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a haiku by Eric "Puffer" Walli
    Laughing all the time
    We know what their problem is
    They're on crack or shrooms

    I.Q. equals nil
    Wonder what their mothers think
    Dropped 'em on their heads

    They're at shopping malls
    A bunch are in the circus
    Most of 'em smoke dope

    They flunked out of school
    Never had any friends there
    Clowns are messed big time

    Clowns mess up our kids
    And anger all their parents
    Clowns are evil things

Be sure to read PART 2 of "Clowns are Evil"
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Clowns are Evil -- Part 2
a haiku by Eric "Puffer" Walli

    A great "B" movie 
    Killer Klowns from Outer Space 
    Proves that clowns do kill 

    Yes, they have a god 
    There is but one religion 
    Clowns worship satan 

    Clowns are circus freaks 
    Who frighten little children 
    Parents hate 'em, too 

    Nobody likes clowns 
    Circuses don't pay 'em much 
    They work for Jim Bean 

    Where to send the clowns? 
    Clowns could populate Pluto 
    Throw them in black holes 

    How to kill the clowns? 
    I suggest a flamethrower 
    Burn 'em to a crisp 

    Clowns are in disguise 
    Although you may not see it 
    Barney is a clown 

    There is proof enough 
    He makes stupid children laugh 
    Everyone's the same 

    Why do clowns exist? 
    That's like asking things such as 
    "You fell off the floor?" 

    No more frickin' clowns 
    Should mess up our children's minds 
    Blow 'em all to hell