clown wrote the original music and lyrics to (you guessed
are different than the rest of us.
rhyme with frowns.
have big feet.
The Seinfeld episode where George meets "Eddie" the clown.
have a phobia named after them. (coulrophobia, more commonly
known as clownophobia)
Handy "Deep Thought": To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact,
they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and
I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and
a clown killed my dad.
the Stephen King book, "It".
know what they say, "Once a clown, always a clown."
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