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You are not alone. We are the official anti-clown website since 1996.

2011 Marks the 15 Year Anniversary for ihateclowns.com!

2011 Marks the 15 Year Anniversary of ihateclowns.com

Can you believe that?

The No Clown Zone (originally located at members.aol.com/ihateclown and now proudly located at ihateclowns.com)  has been online for 15 YEARS in 2011! 15 years!

That’s older than Facebook and Twitter combined!

What started out as a little site I put together to share my dislike of clowns has turned into a worldwide community of people who have realized they are not alone in their fear or hatred of the grease-painted ones.

This calls for a celebration of some sort :)

So let me ask you, fellow clown hater. What do you suggest we do to celebrate this momentous occasion?

Please post your fun and creative suggestions here or on our Facebook page at http://www.facebook.com/ihateclowns

PS. If you haven’t seen them yet, we have a few cool new anti-clown items in our store including this cool keychain, a fashionable t-shirt, and one for the typography lovers in the house :)

IHC Vintage Fashion T-Shirt

Fizbo on ABC’s Modern Family

This is hands down one of the funniest shows on TV. Strike that. Funniest show currently on TV.

This episode just confirms their awesomeness. Big thanks to ABC for allowing it to be viewed on HULU

Here’s a few choice quotes from the show:

Cameron: Hey Phil, are you getting a clown for today?
Phil: Ah, no, Lukes not much of a clown fan
Cameron: Really?
Phil: Yeah, he never liked ‘em
Cameron: Has he ever seen a good one?
Phil: Has, has anyone? Really?

Later on in the show after Cameron decides on a surprise Fizbo appearance at Luke’s birthday party.

Cameron (as Fizbo): is there a problem here?
Trucky McTestosterone Guy at Gas Station: What the hell are you?
Fizbo: I’m the ass kicking clown that will twist you like a ballon animal. I will beat your head against this bumper until the airbags deploy. So apologize to my boyfriend RIGHT NOW!
Trucky McTestosterone: Apologize? Boyfriend?
Fizbo: APOLOGIZE!
Trucky McTestosterone: OK! I’m sorry. I’m sorry.


We are upgrading our online store. Our t-shirts should be back live by April 11, 2014