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Fizbo on ABC’s Modern Family

This is hands down one of the funniest shows on TV. Strike that. Funniest show currently on TV.

This episode just confirms their awesomeness. Big thanks to ABC for allowing it to be viewed on HULU

Here’s a few choice quotes from the show:

Cameron: Hey Phil, are you getting a clown for today?
Phil: Ah, no, Lukes not much of a clown fan
Cameron: Really?
Phil: Yeah, he never liked ’em
Cameron: Has he ever seen a good one?
Phil: Has, has anyone? Really?

Later on in the show after Cameron decides on a surprise Fizbo appearance at Luke’s birthday party.

Cameron (as Fizbo): is there a problem here?
Trucky McTestosterone Guy at Gas Station: What the hell are you?
Fizbo: I’m the ass kicking clown that will twist you like a ballon animal. I will beat your head against this bumper until the airbags deploy. So apologize to my boyfriend RIGHT NOW!
Trucky McTestosterone: Apologize? Boyfriend?
Trucky McTestosterone: OK! I’m sorry. I’m sorry.

NBC: medical investigation Frank Powell hates clowns

On a recent episode of NBC's crime drama, Medical Investigation, the
opening scene showed the agents talking about their nightmares.

Specialist Frank Powell was asked about his biggest nightmare and he said (without missing a beat). “Clowns, man. Definitely clowns.”

I'm seeing more and more coulrophobia references in the media these days. What clown phobia references have you seen?

clown reality tv – kicked in the nuts video

Check out this failed reality TV show called “Kicked in the Nuts“.

It's sort of like Punk'd, but instead of getting punked, you get kicked in the nuts by a clown:

I may be off, but this was the funniest thing I've seen in a looong time.

If you liked the pilot, be sure to check out the second episode.

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My Movie Review of the Fear of Clowns DVD

My Movie Review of the Fear of Clowns DVD

Fear of Clowns – Directed by Kevin Kangas, starring Rick Ganz and Jaqueline Reres. Full Credits at IMDB.
Review by Rodney Blackwell – March 16, 2005
This movie is currently un-rated, runs 114 minutes, has some graphic violence, gore, strong language, brief nudity and of course, scary clowns.
Available on DVD from Maurader Productions.

First off, I want to say thanks to the director, Kevin Kangas, for including a quick mention of in his movie. It way very cool hearing a cute actress say “w-w-w dot ihateclowns dot com” :)

I bought the Fear of Clowns DVD from the Maurader Productions official website and to be honest, I didn't know what to expect. There's a wide variety in the quality of what people call “independent film”. From “hey-look-I-made-this-with-my-webcam” to just “shy of hollywood quality, with great writing, acting, and storyline” (like Clerks/Slacker).

I'm happy to say that Fear of Clowns fits in the latter category, it is an overall entertaining and well put together movie. The fear of clowns is fast becoming one of the most recognized phobias. Recently, search engine giant Yahoo! ranked coulorophobia (the fear of clowns) as one of the top 10 searched for phobias. Other films have touched on clowns as demons, however, this independent film seems to stand out above them all.

The story behind the movie is that the main character, Lynn Blodgett, an artist, suffers from coulrophobia. Although (or maybe because) she is afraid of clowns, her latest series of paintings all have scary clowns as the subject.

Lynn, played by actress Jaqueline Reres, is going through a messy divorce at the same time her latest series of clown paintings makes it debut at a local art gallery. That night of her showing, a string of killings begin to happen all around her, all perpetrated by a crazed clown named “Shivers”.

This film does a great job of setting up the story and getting you involved with the characters. From Lynn's good looking techy, geek assistant Amanda, played by actress Lauren Pellegrino, to her current love interest, roller coaster tycoon Tuck Flynn, played by actor/producer Rick Ganz, each of the main characters has just enough back story for us to care whether or not they get slashed up, or to make us question their true intentions.

Fear of Clowns turned ou to be part murder mystery, part good ol' fashioned slasher. Throughout the film, I found myself trying to figure out which character was behind Shiver the Clown's horrific greasepaint. At the same time, it had the core elements of a gory slasher movie, with graphic decapitations, a smarmy dectective, and gratuitus nudity.

Having worked in a small town movie theatre for a few years, I personally enjoyed the final scenes that were filmed in an actual theatre. Memories of threading old Christie projectors, movies falling off platters, and tearing down reels of film all came back when the characters were hiding out in the projection booth, trying to outsmart Shivers.

I'm no movie critic, however, I found the only shortcomings in this movie to be the character of the detective who, in the first have of the movie, seemed as if he was too sarcastic and over the top (almost cheesy), and the actual length of the film. The run time of the film is close to 2 hours, and there were a few scenes that could have been edited out to make the film's pace a bit better. In that regard, the film is in good company, because the movie version of Stephen King's “It” was a bit too long as well.

The only other thing I thought was missing from the film was my name in the “thank you” area of the credits ;-) Although I had nothing to do with hard work that went into making of this film, I've always wanted to see my name (or website) listed in the white text on the black screen of rolling credits. I guess I'll have to make my own movie to see that happen :)

For a “low budget” independent horror film, you'll be surprised at quality of this film. The camera work is well done and the production locations/background scenery were well chosen. The makeup and costume of Shivers the Clown was simply amazing. I'm not normally “frightened” of clowns (I just don't like 'em), but Shivers quickly put me in the “phobia” category for about 2 hours. From his offcenter sneer on his greasepainted face, to his costume of work boots, baggy pants and no shirt (except for the clown collar), I was truly creeped out by this clown. I even had to take the DVD off the coffee table and put it in the back of the shelf because the cover art was scaring my wife when she walked by.

So, if you don't mind being scared, head over to the official site for the Fear of Clowns movie and pick up a copy of the limited edition DVD today. Each DVD is personally signed and numbered by the writer/director Kevin Kangas and actor/producer Rick Ganz.

I'd love to see this film make it to the various film festivals. Who knows, it might even be able to snag a few awards. So show your support of independent film and get your DVD today. Maybe one day you'll be able to find it at Netflix!

P.S. People often ask me why there are sometimes pictures of clowns on the t-shirts I sell, or why there are even any pictures of the clowns on the site. The dialogue between to of the characters in this movie put it nicely:

Lynn: How did you get all these people here?
Amanda: w-w-w dot ihateclowns dot com
Lynn: Wait a minute, if they hate clowns, why are they here?
Amanda: It's a sort of a love/hate thing.

Basically if you like to be scared, then this is the movie for you.

Fear of Clowns (the movie!) is now on Limited Edition DVD!

Fear of Clowns (the movie!) now on Limited Edition DVD!

Fear of Clowns is new independent film about a female artist, Lynn Blodgett (played by actress Jacky Reres), who suffers from a lifelong fear of clowns, or “coulrophobia” as it's more commonly known.

Although she has a morbid fear of them, she paints clowns, almost to the point of insanity. Lynn’s phobia is brought into reality when a series of murders occur around her, all committed by a murderous clown named Shivers.

Get a Limited Edition copy of this DVD before it goes live to the rest of the world!

Marauder Productions has allowed to sell some of these DVDs which are signed by the writer/director Kevin Kangas and the lead actor Rick Ganz!

Your fear of clowns is justified. Get the DVD that proves it today!

Get this: is mentioned in the movie!
fear of clowns DVD
Strictly limited to only 1200 copies!

Finally! Your chance to see the movie being talked about all over the web and across the country!

Watch for my review of the film to be posted in the next couple of weeks.

coulrophobia is one of the top 10 searched for phobias on Yahoo!

    Just read in the Yahoo! Buzz log today that coulrophobia (the fear of clowns) is in the Top 10 most searched for phobias on

Coulrophobia comes in at number 9, right above triskaidekaphobia (fear of the number 13).

Here's the list:

  1. Acrophobia — fear of high places.
  2. Agoraphobia — fear of open or public places.
  3. Social Phobia — fear of social situations.
  4. Scotophobia — fear of darkness.
  5. Claustrophobia — fear of enclosed places.
  6. Arachnophobia — fear of spiders.
  7. Hydrophobia — abnormal fear of water.
  8. Aichmophobia — fear of needles.
  9. Coulrophobia — fear of clowns.
  10. Triskaidekaphobia — fear of the number 13.

verisign does some REAL direct marketing

So I get this direct mail campaign from Versign in the mail today. 

No biggie, since I get junk direct mail all the time from various companies trying to sell me their wares.

This one stood out like a sore big toe. They must have really done their homework (or got lucky). It had a picture of a boxer beating up on a BOZO the Clown punching bag (see fig.1)!

Figure 1 (see the full envelope here)

Inside the mailpiece was more anti-clown marketing material.

This full color insert was even more blatant with its anti-clown rhetoric. Even suggesting that clowns don't mind being punched (see fig. 2)

Figure 2

I may not be the biggest fan of verisign (network solutions), but they sure got lucky with this campaign. I signed up right away! Who knows, I might find a better payment processor.

Either way…I want my free punching bag!



“BOZO” is a trademark of Larry Harmon Pictures Corporation, Hollywood, CA 90028. © 2004 Larry Harmon Pictures Corporation.

TV Series: Law and Order: Criminal Intent – F.P.S.

On tonight's episode of Law and Order, Criminal Intent, after getting the report on the statements from murder suspects from his two detectives, Capt. James Deakins says:

“This one knows about the money and not the tickets, this one knows about the tickets and not the money. These clowns can't keep their stories straight“.

Referring to the 2 murder suspects as “clowns”.

Episode: F.P.S
Air date: 1/4/2004
Show summary:
While probing the strangling death of a young gamer, detectives question computer-game creators under pressure to deliver a violent sequel.