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My Movie Review of the Fear of Clowns DVD

My Movie Review of the Fear of Clowns DVD

Fear of Clowns – Directed by Kevin Kangas, starring Rick Ganz and Jaqueline Reres. Full Credits at IMDB.
Review by Rodney Blackwell – March 16, 2005
This movie is currently un-rated, runs 114 minutes, has some graphic violence, gore, strong language, brief nudity and of course, scary clowns.
Available on DVD from Maurader Productions.

First off, I want to say thanks to the director, Kevin Kangas, for including a quick mention of ihateclowns.com in his movie. It way very cool hearing a cute actress say “w-w-w dot ihateclowns dot com” :)

I bought the Fear of Clowns DVD from the Maurader Productions official website and to be honest, I didn't know what to expect. There's a wide variety in the quality of what people call “independent film”. From “hey-look-I-made-this-with-my-webcam” to just “shy of hollywood quality, with great writing, acting, and storyline” (like Clerks/Slacker).

I'm happy to say that Fear of Clowns fits in the latter category, it is an overall entertaining and well put together movie. The fear of clowns is fast becoming one of the most recognized phobias. Recently, search engine giant Yahoo! ranked coulorophobia (the fear of clowns) as one of the top 10 searched for phobias. Other films have touched on clowns as demons, however, this independent film seems to stand out above them all.

The story behind the movie is that the main character, Lynn Blodgett, an artist, suffers from coulrophobia. Although (or maybe because) she is afraid of clowns, her latest series of paintings all have scary clowns as the subject.

Lynn, played by actress Jaqueline Reres, is going through a messy divorce at the same time her latest series of clown paintings makes it debut at a local art gallery. That night of her showing, a string of killings begin to happen all around her, all perpetrated by a crazed clown named “Shivers”.

This film does a great job of setting up the story and getting you involved with the characters. From Lynn's good looking techy, geek assistant Amanda, played by actress Lauren Pellegrino, to her current love interest, roller coaster tycoon Tuck Flynn, played by actor/producer Rick Ganz, each of the main characters has just enough back story for us to care whether or not they get slashed up, or to make us question their true intentions.

Fear of Clowns turned ou to be part murder mystery, part good ol' fashioned slasher. Throughout the film, I found myself trying to figure out which character was behind Shiver the Clown's horrific greasepaint. At the same time, it had the core elements of a gory slasher movie, with graphic decapitations, a smarmy dectective, and gratuitus nudity.

Having worked in a small town movie theatre for a few years, I personally enjoyed the final scenes that were filmed in an actual theatre. Memories of threading old Christie projectors, movies falling off platters, and tearing down reels of film all came back when the characters were hiding out in the projection booth, trying to outsmart Shivers.

I'm no movie critic, however, I found the only shortcomings in this movie to be the character of the detective who, in the first have of the movie, seemed as if he was too sarcastic and over the top (almost cheesy), and the actual length of the film. The run time of the film is close to 2 hours, and there were a few scenes that could have been edited out to make the film's pace a bit better. In that regard, the film is in good company, because the movie version of Stephen King's “It” was a bit too long as well.

The only other thing I thought was missing from the film was my name in the “thank you” area of the credits ;-) Although I had nothing to do with hard work that went into making of this film, I've always wanted to see my name (or website) listed in the white text on the black screen of rolling credits. I guess I'll have to make my own movie to see that happen :)

For a “low budget” independent horror film, you'll be surprised at quality of this film. The camera work is well done and the production locations/background scenery were well chosen. The makeup and costume of Shivers the Clown was simply amazing. I'm not normally “frightened” of clowns (I just don't like 'em), but Shivers quickly put me in the “phobia” category for about 2 hours. From his offcenter sneer on his greasepainted face, to his costume of work boots, baggy pants and no shirt (except for the clown collar), I was truly creeped out by this clown. I even had to take the DVD off the coffee table and put it in the back of the shelf because the cover art was scaring my wife when she walked by.

So, if you don't mind being scared, head over to the official site for the Fear of Clowns movie and pick up a copy of the limited edition DVD today. Each DVD is personally signed and numbered by the writer/director Kevin Kangas and actor/producer Rick Ganz.

I'd love to see this film make it to the various film festivals. Who knows, it might even be able to snag a few awards. So show your support of independent film and get your DVD today. Maybe one day you'll be able to find it at Netflix!

P.S. People often ask me why there are sometimes pictures of clowns on the t-shirts I sell, or why there are even any pictures of the clowns on the site. The dialogue between to of the characters in this movie put it nicely:

Lynn: How did you get all these people here?
Amanda: w-w-w dot ihateclowns dot com
Lynn: Wait a minute, if they hate clowns, why are they here?
Amanda: It's a sort of a love/hate thing.

Basically if you like to be scared, then this is the movie for you.

Fear of Clowns (the movie!) is now on Limited Edition DVD!

Fear of Clowns (the movie!) now on Limited Edition DVD!

Fear of Clowns is new independent film about a female artist, Lynn Blodgett (played by actress Jacky Reres), who suffers from a lifelong fear of clowns, or “coulrophobia” as it's more commonly known.

Although she has a morbid fear of them, she paints clowns, almost to the point of insanity. Lynn’s phobia is brought into reality when a series of murders occur around her, all committed by a murderous clown named Shivers.

Get a Limited Edition copy of this DVD before it goes live to the rest of the world!
http://www.marauderproductions.com/store-ihc.htm

Marauder Productions has allowed ihateclowns.com to sell some of these DVDs which are signed by the writer/director Kevin Kangas and the lead actor Rick Ganz!

Your fear of clowns is justified. Get the DVD that proves it today!

Get this: ihateclowns.com is mentioned in the movie!
fear of clowns DVD
Strictly limited to only 1200 copies!

Finally! Your chance to see the movie being talked about all over the web and across the country!

Watch for my review of the film to be posted in the next couple of weeks.

Cool Site of the Day for ihateclowns.com

Looks like the folks over at Cool Site of the Day picked ihateclowns.com as today's Cool Site.

http://www.coolsiteoftheday.com/frmindex.html

Here's what they wrote about my site:

Not only is it a maniacal tirade against clowns, in itself very entertaining, but you can play cool games like "Clown Space Invaders", "Clown Pong", "Splat the Clowns", "Punch the Clown" and more!

Woo Hoo!

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grand theft auto san andreas (gtasa) creepy clown ice cream truck

So I was walking around Los Santos in the new Grand Theft Auto San Andreas game by Sony and I come across this ice cream truck with the dubious name “Mr. Whoopee” printed on the side.

The top of the ice cream truck is adorned with this phallic depiction of an ice cream cone sticking out between 2 round scoops of whip cream.

I decide to investigate this purveyor of ice cream a little more deeply and who do I find as the driver of the vehicle? A creepy, sneering clown!

Is this who you really want selling ice cream to your fictional, video game created kids? Does the video game world have NO values?

I quickly gave this video game clown “what for” and went about my business of being a good citizen of Los Santos.

(grove street represent!)