my 3 wishes for clowns

my wishes

You know how people ask:
“If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?”

    My answer is simple. Forget all those answers about world peace and solving the world hunger problem. If I got my three wishes, the world would be a better place (it definitely would be more peaceful without all that honking of those silly horns and without all their horseplay)!

    WISH 1: If the word clown is used on a homepage or website, I wish that it was some kind of Internet-Law that it had to be crossed out –just to symbolize how annoying clowns can be.

    WISH 2: I wish that all clowns had to go down to DMV at the same time to register their silly clown cars (that would be a good start to the world hunger problems–if they’re stuck in line at DMV then they can’t eat up all of our food)!

    WISH 3:I wish that I could form an alliance of rational people to join me in my irrational hatred of these “merry-makers”.

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One Response to “my 3 wishes for clowns”

  1. I am glad I found this website. I thought I was a weirdo. I have hated clowns as long as I can remember. Im really not sure what it is about them that scares me. Whenever I see one it freaks me out, even if it looks nice. There is just something very unnerving about them to me. I wish people would stop dressing up like clowns.

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