Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from ihateclowns.com!

Best wishes to all for the upcoming new year!

“A circus clown has been jailed for two years after punching his girlfriend on the nose because she refused to watch him perform…”

More info here:
http://www.dailytelegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2003/02/06/nclown06.xml&sSheet=/news/2003/02/06/ixhome.html

Thanks to the help of Organic Pixels we have a cool, new, printable PDF catalog!

You can download and print out the catalog here:
https://www.ihateclowns.com/ncstore/ihateclownscatalog.pdf

For more information about mail orders, visit this page of…

As many of you know, ihateclowns.com was featured on the Front Page of today’s (May 4, 2005) edition of the Wall Street Journal.

I just want to welcome first time visitors to ihateclowns.com. Be sure to bookmark the site and see all the fun stuff we have to offer :)

If you’re looking for “i hate clowns” related merchandise, there’s 3 ways for you…

If you tried ordering from our i hate clowns.com store within the past few days and got a “the order could not be processed because the host you are ordering from is blocked” message, this error has now been fixed.

We have also done a full restock of our most popular selling designs, so the size you want should be in stock!

Get free shipping on any t-shirt or sweatshirt order with the…

full story here: http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/01232003_bb_clownpies.html

“The mayor of London had a narrow escape today

I have to say, this is the best product that cafepress has allowed me to offer! I love old school, metal, retro lunchboxes. I’m working on starting a little gallery of my collection.

Now you can get some cool lunchboxes from ihateclowns.com. Check them out:
http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=ihateclownscool.17367

I will also be adding neat, Euro Style oval stickers with funny…