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To celebrate the arrival of our new, supercool, can’t sleep, clowns will eat me bumper stickers, I’m putting some on eBay for only $2 each with free shipping (almost half off our regular price!)
Introducing our new, cool line of “Can’t Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me” Black T-Shirts, Hooded Sweatshirts and Baseball Jerseys!
I’ve finally completed the addition of coulrophobia.com (the official name for the fear of clowns) to the anti-clown email lineup.
That means that EVERY name is available and you can now be:
steve @ COULROPHOBIA.com
instead of sm3484_zzz @ notsohotmail.com
or
happygirl @ coulrophobia.com
instead of happy_girl7553042 @ yahee.com
Sound cool? Grab your new email address today!
Only $4.95 per year:
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Check out this funny “Stream of Clownishness” sent in by stand up comedian Brian Malow:
http://www.butseriously.com/br_clowns.htm
Here’s a sampling:
Do not swim for thirty minutes after seeing a clown.
Everytime you hear a bell ring, a clown gets his big shoes and rubber nose.
Mark Twain once said,…
It’s that time again :-)
All drinkware (coffee mugs, frosted mugs, etc) and Messenger Bags are now on sale in our CafePress storefront:
View all the Messenger Bags on sale:
http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=ihateclownscool.9492
View all the Coffee Mugs on sale:
Do you fear or hate clowns and are located outside the United States?
Would you mind doing a quick phone interview with the BBC today or tomorrow (September 21 or 22)?
If so, please email [project finished] as soon as possible and I’ll put you in touch with Estelle from the BBC.
Thanks,
Rodney
I get a lot of emails from clowns that tell me how much “clowns…