Introducing our new, cool line of “Can’t Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me” Black T-Shirts, Hooded Sweatshirts and Baseball Jerseys!

I’ve finally completed the addition of coulrophobia.com (the official name for the fear of clowns) to the anti-clown email lineup.

That means that EVERY name is available and you can now be:

steve @ COULROPHOBIA.com

instead of sm3484_zzz @ notsohotmail.com

or

happygirl @ coulrophobia.com

instead of happy_girl7553042 @ yahee.com

Sound cool? Grab your new email address today!

Only $4.95 per year:

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Check out this funny “Stream of Clownishness” sent in by stand up comedian Brian Malow:
http://www.butseriously.com/br_clowns.htm

Here’s a sampling:

Do not swim for thirty minutes after seeing a clown.

Everytime you hear a bell ring, a clown gets his big shoes and rubber nose.

Mark Twain once said,…

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