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Fear of Clowns (the movie!) is now on Limited Edition DVD!

Fear of Clowns (the movie!) now on Limited Edition DVD!

Fear of Clowns is new independent film about a female artist, Lynn Blodgett (played by actress Jacky Reres), who suffers from a lifelong fear of clowns, or “coulrophobia” as it's more commonly known.

Although she has a morbid fear of them, she paints clowns, almost to the point of insanity. Lynn’s phobia is brought into reality when a series of murders occur around her, all committed by a murderous clown named Shivers.

Get a Limited Edition copy of this DVD before it goes live to the rest of the world!
http://www.marauderproductions.com/store-ihc.htm

Marauder Productions has allowed ihateclowns.com to sell some of these DVDs which are signed by the writer/director Kevin Kangas and the lead actor Rick Ganz!

Your fear of clowns is justified. Get the DVD that proves it today!

Get this: ihateclowns.com is mentioned in the movie!
fear of clowns DVD
Strictly limited to only 1200 copies!

Finally! Your chance to see the movie being talked about all over the web and across the country!

Watch for my review of the film to be posted in the next couple of weeks.

coulrophobia is one of the top 10 searched for phobias on Yahoo!

    Just read in the Yahoo! Buzz log today that coulrophobia (the fear of clowns) is in the Top 10 most searched for phobias on Yahoo.com.

Coulrophobia comes in at number 9, right above triskaidekaphobia (fear of the number 13).

Here's the list:

  1. Acrophobia — fear of high places.
  2. Agoraphobia — fear of open or public places.
  3. Social Phobia — fear of social situations.
  4. Scotophobia — fear of darkness.
  5. Claustrophobia — fear of enclosed places.
  6. Arachnophobia — fear of spiders.
  7. Hydrophobia — abnormal fear of water.
  8. Aichmophobia — fear of needles.
  9. Coulrophobia — fear of clowns.
  10. Triskaidekaphobia — fear of the number 13.

Cool Site of the Day for ihateclowns.com

Looks like the folks over at Cool Site of the Day picked ihateclowns.com as today's Cool Site.

http://www.coolsiteoftheday.com/frmindex.html

Here's what they wrote about my site:

“ Not only is it a maniacal tirade against clowns, in itself very entertaining, but you can play cool games like "Clown Space Invaders", "Clown Pong", "Splat the Clowns", "Punch the Clown" and more! “

Woo Hoo!

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grand theft auto san andreas (gtasa) creepy clown ice cream truck

So I was walking around Los Santos in the new Grand Theft Auto San Andreas game by Sony and I come across this ice cream truck with the dubious name “Mr. Whoopee” printed on the side.

The top of the ice cream truck is adorned with this phallic depiction of an ice cream cone sticking out between 2 round scoops of whip cream.

I decide to investigate this purveyor of ice cream a little more deeply and who do I find as the driver of the vehicle? A creepy, sneering clown!

Is this who you really want selling ice cream to your fictional, video game created kids? Does the video game world have NO values?

I quickly gave this video game clown “what for” and went about my business of being a good citizen of Los Santos.

(grove street represent!)

Larry Harmon stripped of Bozo title in Clown Hall of Fame

Larry Harmon, the self-titled creator of “Bozo” the clown was stripped of the title today by the Clown Hall of Fame.

ABCNews.com columnist, Buck Wolf, reported that Larry Harmon had been lying all these years when he claimed ownership of the character. Harmon has even gone so far as to trademark the BOZO character and go after websites who use “his” image.

The International Clown Hall of Fame will be taking action to correct the previous honoring of Larry Harmon, by removing his plaque from the wall.

From this breaking AP news story about Bozo:

“Kathryn O'Dell, the hall's executive director, said the hall was duped to believe Harmon created Bozo and didn't find out the truth until ABCnews.com columnist and entertainment producer Buck Wolf reported Harmon was wrongly laying claim to the character.

“It was something that was hinted at and hinted at and we started to do research and sure enough the information we were getting from outside sources was true,” O'Dell said.

While Harmon popularized the character since the 1950s, Livingston and Colvig were first to develop it, she said.”

Turns out Vance “Pinto” Colvig was the first to play the character and Capitol Records executive Alan Livingston was the man who created the clown legend.

What a shady thing to do; but what would you really expect from a clown.

Spanky the clown arrested on porn charges

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Spanky, a clown with the renowned Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus, has been arrested on charges stemming from a child pornography investigation, law enforcement officials said Tuesday.

From Terry Frieden
CNN Washington Bureau


Tuesday, May 25, 2004 Posted: 6:40 PM EDT (2240 GMT)

From the story:

“This man's profession as Spanky the clown brought him into contact with hundreds of families,” said agent Albert Fitchett Jr. in Wilmington, North Carolina.

“Behind the clown nose, however, this man appears to have been supporting an industry that trades in the exploitation of children.”

Full story here:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/05/25/clown.porn.charges/index.html

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